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I went to court last week

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I went to court last week

Post by Milkman » Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:19 am

I went to court last week

I was up at court last week and the judge said to me in a rough, demanding voice "have you ever been up before me".
I replied "I don't know but I once got up at 5am".

:mrgreen:

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Re: I went to court last week

Post by Tanner » Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:24 am

Ha ha ha, I will use this one.

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Re: I went to court last week

Post by Rodders » Fri Oct 02, 2015 3:21 pm

The old ones are the best :lol:

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Re: I went to court last week

Post by Jed » Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:03 pm

I will use this joke later and modify it slightly :D
I am free and they will not tell me otherwise :angel:

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Re: I went to court last week

Post by Jester » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:25 pm

I might try this one when I appear in court next :mrgreen:

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Re: I went to court last week

Post by Robin Hood » Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:04 pm

Boom boom :lol:

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Re: I went to court last week

Post by Zero » Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:03 pm

Maybe we should all try and get the judge to ask us that question so we could make the appropriate reply :mrgreen:

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Re: I went to court last week

Post by Mike » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:30 pm

Its quite a funny joke to tell but I don't think a judge would actually say that :lol:
Keep the bastards honest.

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Re: I went to court last week

Post by Top Cat » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:20 pm

Mike wrote:Its quite a funny joke to tell but I don't think a judge would actually say that :lol:
You never know.
Its always nice to be able to reply quickly with something like this :lol:

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Re: I went to court last week

Post by Crab » Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:55 pm

Good idea.
I just hope if I am ever in this situation where I am ever asked this question, in court or not, I can answer with that :lol:

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